- little brother: let's play star trek
- me: okay
- little brother: uh make the ship go
- me: *bones voice* dangit jim i'm a doctor not a pilot
- me: *sulu voice* aye captain proceeding at 1/4 impulse power
- me: *spock voice* captain there is something on the radar that i do not understand
- me: *uhura voice* sir klingons firing phasers
- me: *scotty voice* she can't take another hit sir! i need help down here!
- me: *chekov voice* I CAN DO ZAT
- little brother:
- me: *dramatic screaming*
- little brother:
- little brother: nevermind
--- 2 days ago --- 360 notes ---
how could you not reblog this i mean really
(Source: pickanumber1to10)
--- 2 days ago --- 579,465 notes ---
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(Source: amaloli)
--- 4 days ago --- 140,837 notes ------ 4 days ago --- 258,143 notes ---This says a lot about humans. We’re really fucking invasive, and would much rather peer into other planets, solar systems and galaxies than explore and understand more about our own planet.
